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Joke of the Day

From Ulf < From a Danish associate

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?'

Thought of the Day


The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.'
- Ronald Reagan