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Joke of the Day

150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. 
That was the beginning of the Secret Service. 
Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. 
Now we have the " Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".
Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F.  A.  T.  A.  S.  S. 
The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement
Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S. 
I feel safer already  

Thought of the Day


Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. 
Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. 
-Barry Goldwater