Joke of the Day
From: Ruth Keneipp
Sent: Saturday, November 29, 2014 12:00 PM
To: The Schafer's; bill patton; Charlie Trowbridge; Frank and Judy Margavio
Subject: Fw: A man from our Generation
Kirk
KK5USA
Subject: A man from our Generation
On his death bed they asked him where he wanted to be
buried. His answer was, "Surprise me."
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Do you remember Bob Hope? You'll enjoy this.
I had forgotten that he lived to be 100, and also didn't
realize it has been over 10 years since he died.
Always enjoyed him, his movies, and his show. He
touched a lot of lives during his life.
Thought you might enjoy a bit of memory touching.
Enjoy and recall a neat comedian.
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BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN
For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask
your Grandparents and thanks for the memories. WHAT
A WONDERFUL E-MAIL.
I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN
YOUR HEART.
This is a tribute to a man who DID make a difference.
ON TURNING 70
'I still chase women, but only downhill.'
ON TURNING 80
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit
needs pressing.'
ON TURNING 90
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more
than the cake.'
ON TURNING 100
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.'
ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY
CAREER, BOXING
'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping
on them.'
ON NEVER WINNING AN
OSCAR
'Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's called at my
home, 'Passover.'
ON GOLF
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the
green fees.'
ON PRESIDENTS
'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only
six.'
ON WHY HE CHOSE
SHOWBIZ FOR
HIS CAREER
'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother,
Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.'
ON RECEIVING THE
CONGRESSIONAL GOLD
MEDAL
'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of
character to fight it.'
ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY
POVERTY
'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother
threw on another brother.'
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the
stuff the audience threw at me.'
ON GOING TO HEAVEN
'I've done benefits for ALL religions.
I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'
Give me a sense of humor Lord, give me the grace to see
a joke,
to get some humor out of life, and pass it on to other
folk.
To the person receiving this, the grace to
pass it on to others.
Thought of the Day
I should've loved freedom, I believe, at all times, but in the time in which we live I am ready to worship it.
-Toqueville
